Old Agers are Senior Citizens, too.

Old agers (everyone actually, but especially Seniors) should only drink alcohol in moderation. Here’s why…

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. (Nothing really wrong with that - but be careful to whom and how often.)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.